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  • anonymous_web_surfer anonymous_web_surfer Apr 20, 2000 1:12 PM Flag

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    From: bonnuss_in_austin
    Wednesday, Apr 19, 2000
    �7:14 PM ET
    Reply # of 15438

    "The Snow

    I'm reprinting this from a poster on a Yahoo! message
    board who called him- or herself "The Dorito Girl" ...
    don't know if that's with permission or not, but I've
    sent it all over the country in email ...

    of you might find as humorous as I do -- hope the
    profanity doesn't get ME sidelined off this

    OT - The Snow Story 11/11/1999
    by: TheDoritoGirl
    (26/F/In your dreams)

    Jan. 8 - 5:00 PM. It's
    starting to snow. The first of the season, and
    first one we've seen in years. The wife and I took our
    hot buttered
    rums and sat by the picture window,
    watching the flakes drift down,
    clinging to the trees
    and covering the ground. It was

    Jan. 9 - We woke to a lovely blanket of crystal white
    snow covering the
    landscape. What a fantastic
    sight! Every tree and shrub is covered in a
    white mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time in
    years and
    loved it. I did both our driveway and our
    sidewalk. Later a city
    snowplow came along and
    accidentally covered up our driveway with
    compacted snow
    from the street. The driver smiled and waved, I
    back and shoveled it again.

    Jan 10 - It snowed
    an additional 5 inches last night and the
    has dropped to around 11 degrees. Several limbs on
    the trees and shrubs
    snapped due to the weight of
    the snow. I shoveled our driveway again.
    afterwards the snowplow came by
    and did his trick again.
    Much of the snow is now brownish gray.

    Jan 11 -
    Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush
    which soon
    became ice when the temperature dropped
    again. Bought snow tires for
    both cars. Fell on my
    ass in the driveway. $145 to the chiropractor,
    nothing was broken. More snow and ice

    Jan 12 - Still cold. Sold the wife's car and bought a
    4x4 in order to
    get her to work. Slid into a
    guardrail and did a considerable amount of
    damage to the
    right rear quarter panel. Had another 8 inches of
    white shit last night. Both vehicles covered in salt
    and crud. More
    shoveling in store for me today.
    That goddamn snowplow came by

    Jan 13 - 2 degrees outside. More fucking snow. Not a
    tree or shrub on
    our property that hasn't been
    damaged. Power was off most of the night.
    Tried to keep
    from freezing to death with candles and a kerosene
    which tipped over and nearly burned the house down. I
    managed to put the
    flames out, but suffered 2nd degree
    burns on hands and lost all my
    eyelashes and
    eyebrows. Car slid on ice on way to emergency room and

    Jan 14 - Goddamn mother fucking white shit keeps on
    coming down. Have to
    put on all the clothes we own
    just to make it to the fucking mailbox. If
    I ever
    catch the son-of-a-bitch that drives the snowplow I'll
    chew open
    his chest and rip out his heart. I think
    he hides around the corner and
    waits for me to
    finish shoveling and then comes down the street at
    1200 miles an hour and buries our driveway again!
    Power still off.
    Toilet froze and part of the roof
    has started to cave in.

    Jan 15 - 6 goddamn
    more fucking inches of fucking snow and fucking
    and god knows what other kind of fucking shit fell
    last night. I wounded
    the fucking snowplow asshole
    with an ice ax, but he got away. Wife left
    me. Car
    won't start. I think I'm going snowblind. I can't move
    my toes.
    Haven't seen the sun in weeks. More snow
    predicted. Wind chill -22
    fucking degrees. I'm moving
    back to Florida!!