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  • american_chariot american_chariot Sep 4, 2008 2:45 PM Flag

    OT: McCain's Secretary of Defense

    Will probably be Jessie Ventura! Why you ask? B/c he can bench-press 400-lbs., and he will compliment his "American-Idol" cabinet! The logic goes that since Ventura can wrestle like a big-mad-dog, or better yet, a barracuda with lip-stick, no, I mean pit-bull with lip-stick, then what better man to head such an office! God knows he's got experience "defending" himself!

    Maybe Jerry Springer for communications director...

    Of course, Shwarzenegger will head his War Cabinet, b/c we are always at war, and he's the Terminator (hay, just joking, I like Shwarzeneggar!)

    Any other suggestions to compliment his staff? Pun intended, if he takes any more Viagra, his "staff" will be complimented beyond his ability to use it! Wink, wink! Party in the Oval Office, if you know what I mean!

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