Having Bruce delusions again ? He seems to see this fella everywhere. I'm worried about the boy. If he wasn't my son, it would be funny. He really should go get a job. But sadly, we get him hired, and he insists on calling everyone Bruce. I'll bet he's lost 10 jobs that way. It's embarrassing, but, what's a Daddy to do ? Maybe I should buy him a pet rock, and tell him it's name is Bruce. It may help.the lad.
Dad can I borrow $30 to go to Applebees? I'll pay you back when I get my next dividend check from SIRI. I think they will be paying big dividends from now on. Liberty is going to load SIRI up with debt and distribute the money to shareholders.
Daddy you know I just want your approval. It doesn't help when you say why can't you be more like Bruce. Bruce has his own house and a wife. He has his own business and so on. I'm just tired of you always comparing me to Bruce. You know not everyone can find work. I've been trying to get a gum'mint job since I was 23 years old. I want to go to Grad school but I only make $13.24 / hr. What's wrong with me spending all my time on the SIRI board pumping and dumping?