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  • sky_walker616 sky_walker616 May 16, 2012 2:41 PM Flag

    will obama lose the election because of jpm?

    That is a wonderful question.

    Both Bernanke and Obama tried to push the inevitable austerity programs to after Jan 1, 2013, i.e. after the election to ensure that Obama has the 2nd term. But that plan might be in question now.

    What would they do next?
    Obama has been ordained as the reincarnation of the Egyptian Lord of Osiris to lead the world. If has problem in his re-election, then the prophecy would not be fulfilled.

    I think that, if economy goes bad before the election, his people have to execute plan B -- a war or another big event to justify the martial law.

    JPM's loss on CDS leads to martial law?? Jamie Dimon has never thought about that, I bet. ;-)))

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    • Richard Hoagland had a theory: Obama's 2nd oath, or the make-up oath, was a ritual to the ancient lords from Orion so that Obama is ordained as the reincarnation of the Egyptian Lord Osiris.

      If you believe this theory, then Obama has to continue hold onto the power in 2013, one way or another.

 
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