False "Trading Halt" announcements next week may cause heart failure.
Okay, I know there are going to be some practical jokers who won't be able to resist typing a post with the caption "Trading Halted." Before you type just remember that shorts are human beings and they have feelings. They have not slept in the past three days and in their weak condition they just might keel-over upon hearing their financial ruin is at hand. Be kind. Let them live a few more days.
Sorry bro, we shorts are just here for a reliable double. That's all we dream about. It's the longs here with crazy fantasies about $333, 10 figure market caps and winning the Super Bowl of stocks. The difference between their dreams and zero is a lot more than my measly double. Life lesson for y'all. Small, reliable returns are worth more than gigantic pies in the sky. TRUTH.