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  • simple_pleasures_miami simple_pleasures_miami Sep 25, 2010 11:54 PM Flag

    Boatloads of Surplus Japanese Apology Gonads

    Japanese Leadership in Tokyo has decreed that Gonads are no longer of function in the Land of the Rising Sun,and will be shipped en masse to China. Chinese President Hu has indicated that upon receipt of the Japanese gonads in Bejing, China will withdraw all demands for an apology for recent Japanese interference with a Chinese fishing vessel. Kowtowing in this manner enables Japan to signal to the world its recognition of China as Suzerain without losing face. Japanese gonads may not be re-exported to avoid scandal. Use of the Japanese Gonads in food service will be limited to Nanjing Soup.

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