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  • onepoint272 onepoint272 Dec 25, 2011 5:56 AM Flag

    NORAD tracking Santa. Drone strike expected before 'packages'

    Santa an illegal alien "by definition"? No. Elves, creepy? Sorry; the only thing repugnant is the reprobate commentary.

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    • Please recall that in the Old Testament, the angry, vengeful Santa used to leave exploding toys for naughty girls and boys, often resulting in the loss of fingers and hands.

      Very Al Qeada-like, imo, and in fact there are a large number of websites which compare Santa to Bin Laden, due to the white-rimmed cap, the graying beard, the use of robes as an outer garment, and the generally insane pointlessness of their mission.

      As a rule to live by, don't trust anyone wearing a robe...or a tunic.

      The creepiness of the elves is well documented and thus beyond dispute, so let us not speak of them again.

    • By definition, Santa is an illegal alien. It is a simple fact that he has never had a U.S. Passport.

      Oh and the elves? Stone Cold Creepy.