"Sit down with your mailman and let him review your portfolio. You will do just as good on his advice."
--> That depends on your mailman. Is your mail coming in by "air" or "ground". Always go with the "aviation" side (as long as it's not one of those balloonist guys that just have "hot air"). I'm not the balloonist type ;-)
You really want to avoid the anonymous types. You know, the John Doe types. j/k