and soiled my pants at work. I was sent home on a 3 day suspension for my accident. How can this be done by an employer? Don't I have rights?
This took some time buyt I think I got it...
How 'bout this
You say that the seeing eye dog for the blind guy that works on the seventh floor had an accident on your pant leg while in the elevator.
Wouldn't that work. Ya gotta admit that might work when confronted with such a situation.
Note it is worse if you say "I soiled my pants" than it is if you say "I soiled the table cloth." Somehow we cannot envision your doing it on the table, whereas we can all imaginge you doing a dump in your pants.
Please, dead horses or not, a simple well meant denial could not do.
Too much prima facie evidence: soiled trouser legs and strong odour which is hard to conceal.
No, he had to be sent home.
On the subject of farts, since you cleverly hinted at them, grandma's do not loudly brake wind any longer because of weak sphincter muscle action.
Just so you know.