A Post Turtle (You know, a turtle sitting on top of a fence post): 1)You know he didn't get there by himself. 2 He knows he doesn't belong there. 3 He doesn't know what to do while he's up there. 4 And, you just want to help the dumb son of a bitch get down.
I think you are refering to GWB.Now there is a real Post Turtle!