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  • wwzg@sbcglobal.net wwzg Apr 21, 2009 2:10 PM Flag

    The Signals Show Strong Buy !! 3 Bagger $7.00/$9.00 Easy

    A man went to the doctor to hopefully find out why he couldn t sleep at night. He was so tired from so many nights without getting in a single wink.

    The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.

    I know said the man, but I can t. My wife refuses to sleep alone.

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    • wwzg@sbcglobal.net wwzg Apr 21, 2009 2:33 PM Flag

      A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

      When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me."

      Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

 
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