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  • talo_boi121 talo_boi121 Dec 28, 2012 1:12 PM Flag

    In my effort to help right-wingers break free from their Matrix-like world of illusion...

    I am going to explain how the FOX News control chip that has been implanted in their minds works:

    First, the chip seeks out everything that the mind finds offensive or repellant, regardless of whether or not it has anything to do with politics or public policy. It then gains of control of these areas of the brain and becomes prepared to activate them on command.

    Then, when the right-wing thought masters want to exercise control, they send out the control command sequence. This is usually in the form of what political scientists call "control words," like "liberal," or "left-wing agenda."

    When the chip receives this command, it releases adrenaline and endorphins into the brain, activating the centers of anger and rage, while completely overriding the areas associated with logic, reason, and the perception of factual reality.

    For example, if you point out that doubling the defense budget and cutting taxes will increase the deficit, something that should be inherently obvious to any rational human being, right-wingers can only respond with incoherent babble about "liberals" and "Nancy Pelosi" and other computer chip control words.


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