TONIGHT IT WAS A BRING TURKEY BREAST ROASTED TO PERFECTION
OMG....this turkey was deeeeeeeelish! Brined overnight in my world famous brine then studded with fresh rosemary stems and roasted to perfection. So juicy. You gotta be stewpit to dry out this bird after the bath I gave it. Mmmmmmmmm mmmmmm.
On the side I served these amazing Chinese long beans I picked up at the market. Boiled them until tender and just a touched of salt, pepper, some olive oil and a splash of red wine vinegar sealed the deal on those. Fantastic. Also served toasted sesame equinox.
While we feasted on this delightful masterpiece you abortion loving, God hating, mommy/daddy issue having libs will probably be scarfing down taco bell chalupas while drinking a 64 oz soda. Morons.