What should I do?It's driving me crazy!
Have you tried changing her name in your mind to Mitchell Obama?This may curb your runaway sex thoughts.
go to pornhub and look up Jade Fire and there you go, problem solved.
eat some fried chicken and then some watermelon and see if you can live off of that for the rest of your life.
You should have been born a few hundred years ago when you could have taken her as your servant girl and done what you wanted with her.
GARGLE with BLEACH !!!!!
I hear bananas are a girls best friend. Send her a bunch of organically grown. You may get lucky and get an autographed photo back so you can "flog the bishop".
Re-activate Mary Fist.
go to the zoo
serious replies only!
buy a box of moon pies and gerc oph!