For all those who have poooossy accounts on FB,
I hope your pooossy is over 13 years, else it has no reason for being on FB!
Further, if your poooossy has particular clicking habits, very soon every action of your poooossy will be tracked and stored on yottabyte servers of the FEDS.
Expect your pooooooosy to be analysed to determine what she will do next or where she is likely to visit. Analysis may also be done on which pet fowl (read cooooccckk) accounts your poooosssy is likely to hang out with or befriend.
There will be multiple advertisers falling over themselves trying to entice your pooossy into purchasing their products.
If friends of your pooossy purchase products, advertisers will let you know that your pooossy is missing out! Buy now or be locked out forever!!
Like it or not, YOUR pooossy WILL BE PROFILED!