Zuck, NOW DURING THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, IS THE TIME TO THROW A BONE TO YOUR SHAREHOLDERS WHO HAVE LOST A TON OF MONEY INVESTING IN FARCEBOOK AND OFFER A ONE TIME DIVIDEND TO YOUR LONG SUFFERING SHAREHOLDERS, SO THAT THEY CAN ENJOY A 15% TAX RATE ON THIS DISTRIBUTION.
MS. ZUCK, CAN YOU FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO MAKE DEFER MAKING THAT UPGRADE TO YOUR WARDROBE, OR ADD TO YOUR SPARKLING STONE COLLECTION FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL MONTHS, SO THAT CASH CAN BE MADE AVAILABLE FOR THIS DISTRIBUTION?
Well will the federal deficit be eliminated in the next 4 years? Will all hostilities cease in the Middle East? Can the Zuck family sit around the holiday dinner table SHUT OFF ALL THEIR MOBILE DEVICES AND ACTUALLY CONVERSE WITH ONE ANOTHER? The answers to those questions are the same as Fakebook making that distribution.