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  • daveedandlaura daveedandlaura Nov 21, 2012 3:13 PM Flag

    farcebook up another 5% today...

    Ms. Zuck has requested that a portion of the 5% appreciation be applied as a down payment for a jet so that she can travel to the old country to visit her family at any time when the mood strikes her fancy. After all, family comes FIRST. And Zucks' strategic plan is simply this "HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Of course, Farcebook will place this as a corporate asset on the books, and all expenses attributable to this mode of transportation will be deducted as ordinary business expenses.

    Ms. Zuck of course gives thanks to the long suffering shareholders for all the support that they have provided the Zuck family in 2012, and wishes good health to all so that they can continue providing said support.

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