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  • daveedandlaura daveedandlaura Dec 27, 2012 10:25 AM Flag


    In an effort to increase individual ownership of Facebook's stock, the Zuck has announced the following:

    All individual NEW investors (only) who purchase (at least) 1000 shares of Facebook stock before year end will receive 2 round trip (coach) tickets from anywhere in the continental United States to Facebook headquarters and will be invited to attend the next shareholder's meeting.

    As an added bonus the first 100 investors will receive a genuine CULTURED PEARL from the treasured collection of shiny stones owned by Ms. Zuck!!! How terrific is that !!!

    Prior to the meeting, there will be photo-op opportunities with Zuck's sister. Sis promises to personally sign all photos.

    Once inside the meeting, each attendee will receive a jar of Sandberg's gefilte fish, and we are told that she will share bubbe's secret recepie during the question and answer session of the shareholders meeting..

    After the meeting Zuck will delight the participants with those famous Hostess pastries. The Zuck will have one of the Hostess factories open for a short time and have his employeees assigned the task of baking those iconic Twinkees, DingDongs, Ho-Hos Cupcakes and Snowballs (under union supervision of course to teach the employees how to bake these products)so that the investors can enjoy these delightful creations at the reception following the meeting.

    There's your gifts sir/madam.

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