a sudden entitlement to other peoples paychecks and bank accounts.
sudden urge to poop on sidewalks and American flags .
a general hatred of American flags.
fear of guns.
cold sweats when hearing the words "facts" and "conservatives".
but here is a warning...
you should not take barackside if you love your country.
are an independent.
or believe the government should not spend more money than it takes in.
HEY Y'ALL MY WIFE SUSIE Q GAVE ME THE IDEA...
WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK??!