Well my friend let me tell you about my wife Matilda...i mean Susie Q's wonderful facebook jail idea.
if you create a fake facebook account (so i cant steal your personal information ) then your profile is put into a virtual jail where Susie Q's friends the Chinese retribution tong will perform various S&M tactics on you.
you know things like getting fluffed by chickens pigs and cows. or even and especially eating fresh boxed vulas.
oh it is so truly fulfilling... the box of vulvas that is...
so welcome and enjoy your stay at the facbook jail..