I don't love or hate stocks. I swim with their tides. Long, short, long, short, long; and before you know it there's $18000 in profits. Don't warn me about the tax man. I know my real profits are in the region of $10,000. So what? But make no mistake, after today FB will start a terrifying upward swing that might see $48 by the end of the month. Watch out if you want to remain permanently short.