Well the first book by Liz is flying off the shelves. There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that Liz bought 50,000 copies herself. Due to tremendous demand for the book a sequel is in the works. And of course since I have special access to Liz's agent I'll be bringing you excerpts as soon as I get them.
The title of the new book is Liz Strikes Again.
Is this really necessary? The reason I think you're a douchebag is you can't shine Liza's shoes. All one has to to do is read the posts. She has been posting for years and clearly understands these investments better than you do.