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Tyco International Ltd. Message Board

  • tycoinsider tycoinsider May 7, 2013 2:44 PM Flag

    ADT and Dony

    Did you sell your ADT stock? If yes good for you and good profit but if not you don´t have any profit yet and by the way, drunks have the best sense of humor:

    Dony walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
    A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,

    "Can I help you Sir?"

    "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.

    The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

    "It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies.

    About that time the cop looks down and sees the Dony's wiener hanging
    Out of his fly for all the world to see.

    He asks the Dony, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

    Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without
    Missing a beat, blurts out....

    "Holy #$%$! My girlfriend's gone, too!!

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