"You would think we would stop celebrating the birth of the worst imperial power in history. But noooo, we have to do this flag waving #$%$ every year. I cannot believe I have to miss a good day of golf for this #$%$! I could have been at Oakmont with Jay-Z now trying out that new Callaway set Alec [Baldwin] gave me last year! God, this holiday sucks! All this national pride #$%$ gets on my nerves." ~ Barack Hussein Obama (occupant of the White House, caught by a microphone left on as he made his way from the podium during a July Fourth Independence Day speech).