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  • lucy_nuff lucy_nuff Dec 20, 2006 5:28 PM Flag

    Castaways

    The Castaways of Summer

    >On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
    >following people are stranded:

    >Two Italian men and one Italian woman.

    >Two French men and one French woman.

    >Two German men and one German woman.

    >Two Greek men and one Greek woman.

    >Two British men and one British woman.

    >Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.

    >Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.

    >Two Vietnamese men and one Vietnamese woman.

    >Two Irish men and one Irish woman.

    >Two American men and one American woman.

    >One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
    >middle
    >of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

    >One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman...

    >The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
    >m�nage a trois.

    >The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with
    >the German woman.

    >The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking and
    >cleaning for them.

    >The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
    >British
    >woman.

    >The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started
    >swimming to another island.
    >
    >The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

    >The two Vietnamese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant,
    >and
    >laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees
    >for
    >their stores.

    >The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and setup a
    >distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets
    >somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey....however, they're
    >satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.

    >The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman
    >will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature
    >of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything
    >they
    >can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household
    >chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend
    >respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her
    >relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why
    >didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all
    >rescued off this God forsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking
    >nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping at the mall.

 
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