yes..this was for fun. glad you agree. I understand then that you are of King David's (or, King Herrod's) tribe, suffered under Pontius Pilatus, etc... I am actually Celtic (Irish) and proudly we claim (and often, after enough ale) to be one of the seven lost tribes. Of course, we'd still be heathen if Patrick Santus had not broud the written word as a captures Brit under Hengis to our people...thus enabling us to re-fertilze all of Europe after the Fall of Rome. Why, our little Irish settlements in such small burroughs by names of Paris, Bruxelle, Koln, Aix-en-Provence (Charlemagne's home town), etc, formed the kindling of the flame that ultimately became the Rennaissance, then Enlightenment, the age of modern democracy, and as you so astutley observe, the modern era of the insipid.