Goal of profile is to expose this character for what he is and thereby forcing him to no longer post on this message board.
1. Background- born to parents of Jewish descent. Father, attorney and mother, homemaker. No brothers or sisters. Upon birth, too funny was discovered to be extremely androgynous. Hence the name Lucy/Lucifer after his father cursed the devil.
2. Education- has high school GED and actually excelled in wood/metal shop. Suspended for crawling under the bleachers to more closely examine the crotch areas of unsuspecting patrons at a basketball game.
3. Employment- has only held two jobs. One job was a newspaper boy at age 30 and the other (current) one is a parking lot attendant at the local supervalue grocery store in his home town. Despite his GED, people interacting with him often walk away muttering that he must have only a 4th grade education. Still lives with parents in their basement.
4. Investment experience- has in the past borrowed money from parents to buy 50 shares of Intel which he sold for a loss. Ultimately he would lose what was left of his Intel shares by investing in Cisco. Has dabbled in get rich quick stocks since then, bought from his meager earnings, only to lose each time. Because of his experience in the market, he vents his frustration on Yahoo message boards, hoping others will do as awful as he has.
5. Personal life- is a practicing queer and avid masturbater. Will often dress like a woman and type ridiculous statements, like "hi ho weaverino". Spends most of his spare time in the men's room at the local bus depot when the stock market is closed. Mother often comments that the knee areas on his pants often wear quickly when doing his laundry.