HEY BAG HOLDERS!
U MUST KNOW THAT NOT ONE OF YOU SKIPPY LONGS WOULD HAVE THE ONIONS TO SHORT AAPL! THERE IS NO WAY YOU ARE MAKING MONEY OFF THE MOVE.
UR JUST BITTER, SKIPPY!
OH MY!!!!!!!!!! THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THE BEST THING FOR YOUR REAL MONEY INVESTMENTS CAN IT?!?!!?
THOUGHTS?
Sentiment: Strong Sell