You're right, I do need to get a life. As far as health is concerned, I do suffer from mental health issues, primarily OCD. Probably time for Dr. to "up" my meds.
Am constantly angry but definitely not rich. I've frittered away my parent's money, buying high, selling low and then shorting stocks when they reach their low, like Intel. Shorted it at $19.23 and have been bitter ever since. Trying to find a greater fool than myself hasn't been easy.
As far as romance, women won't date me due to my looks and say that I'm dull upstairs. My mother drank like a fish while pregnant causing me to develop a condition called microcephaly. One time, I hired a $20 prostitute, but she refunded me when I showed her my parent's unfinished basement with the army cot. As a result, my love life has been in shambles. Have been forced to troll the men's room at the local bus depot. Some men will have pity on me, urinating or dumping on me. For this, I'm grateful.
In general, sorry for my behavior on this board and will try to do better. Hoping you will hate me less over time.
Sincerely,
Lucifer N. Nuff
(poor excuse for a man)