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  • wallisweaver wallisweaver Jan 9, 2013 1:42 PM Flag

    Immediate Job Opening

    From a Wall Street daily:

    Immediate Job Opening: Paid Shill

    Immediate employment opportunity for a small number of financial message board jihadists to help destroy the American economy and damage American manufacturing.

    Former Intel employees dismissed for extreme cause will be given first consideration.

    No writing skills required other than the ability to type without using all caps and without shouting “TORA TORA TORA” or “Booyah!” more than several times a day.

    Ability to talk smack at a third grade level or better preferred but not mandatory.

    No knowledge of finance, investing, research, analysis or technology required.

    Ability to quickly create new user IDs required. Ability to change between user IDs quickly is helpful.

    Must be at least thirteen.

    Compensation: Ten cents a post and a really cool jihadist handle like coinmaker or aladiesright or lucifer

    Join our team today!!! America is going down!!!

    Sentiment: Strong Buy

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