You can't make this stuff up! California is the armpit of earth.
A shut-in parasite like you calling California the armpit of the world is a bit like the pot calling the kettle black don't you think? I Laugh Out Loud!
att4glte is not a shut-in parasite. He goes out every morning and rides Lucy his hog around his trailer. Every evening, Lucy changes places and rides him around the trailer. They have a very intimate relationship ...