Two very large, dishonest derivative players will bring down the world financial markets.
Opened my eyes just in time to see a rather large nurse holding a syringe. As two orderlies wrestled me to the ground, felt a needle jab deep inside my arm. Next, my arms were stuffed into a jacket that looked backwards to me. Soon I felt immobilized as the straps from the jacket were tightened. Before I knew it, I was lying on a table in a room that had a funny burning smell. A strange looking machine was wheeled close to me. What looked like electrodes were attached to both sides of my head. A wooden stick was placed inside my mouth and was told to bite down. As I glanced up, one of the attendants dressed in white pulled down a large lever ........
What seemed like only seconds, I went whirling back in time and was back at the pool party in Long Island. Kate Upton led me into a bedroom and began to unzip my pants...........I smiled broadly as she began to kneel... I ......,
Nuff, Is Gerald McGinty one of your aliases? Has to be one of the most bizarre so far. Like today's post though but don't think it was written by the real McGinty. Sounds like one of those scams that hits this board occasionally.
My gawd man, don't you have any decency? You sick pervert. This was just a side story. More important is the derivatives issue. shu ...sssh, ...., just calm down and we'll get to more about what happened. You guys need to figure some of this out. For now, I'll give you a hint and say that the interaction was a "happy ending".