Do you wear dentures, have a bald head and does your wife have a clothespin over her nose?
Do you "part (your) hair behind and wear your trousers rolled?"
Just need you to man up just once and answer the questions. Also, be honest. (Guessing that I'm spot on).
Bad odor from not wiping yourself properly and then sitting in front of your computer all day in polyester pajamas in a rented duplex.
hahaha, you guys go a little far out at times. Littlestew has the fix for ya:
I got a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: “Remove cap and push up bottom.”
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.