Nah, you are just an empty NEGATIVE soul. In fact, I think I've been too kind with you. Coach is too good for how you respond and treat others. I think more appropriate for you would be Gollum.
Your responses remind me so of that SAD, tormented, lost, creature. You are truly and individual to be pitied, and like Gollum, you have multiple personalities/aliases :-)
Now lets all watch Golluim chase his "PRECIOUS", the last post!! How many times will Gollum go after it (to make a nickel, and of course, to fulfill his bashers posting hand book rules, for the APPEARANCE of the last word)
Enjoy your day, looks like this will be a fun one for you Gollum.