Bragging about being "DUMB", is your strongest point-Research the "White Zombie"-its a 1971 Datsun rustbucket that will blow the doors off your 2014 Vette-and send you weeping back into your Mothers arms where you can feel "Safe"
I used to own a Vette and now a sweet 335i Convertible..... Remind me again how many people can that Vette hold...? O' thats right 2. How much storage does that Vette have..? Not much. Don't get me wrong they are crazy fast and fun, but you are comparing a street legal race car to a 4 door 5 person sedean.
Model S is far more comparable to the Cadillac CTSV. Which cost about $65k, gets 17 mpg. A nicely loaded Model S....about $80k and gets 89 mpge. Or around $3,700 per yr in savings when driving 20,000.
The fact that you need a 500hp TWO seat sports car the find a car that will "walk all over" this 7 passenger car with room in the trunk says a lot about what the Model S does. Personally I can't stand the Corvette interior, awesome engine, interior from a carpeted van.