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  • therealelonmusky therealelonmusky Jul 23, 2013 1:29 PM Flag

    it's a joke


    Model S owner walks into the bar like 'what up I got the biggest #$%$'

    Sentiment: Strong Buy

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    • Near the end of their racing careers, a BMW and a Tesla agreed that whichever car "died first" would inform the other car about the afterlife.

      As luck would have it, the Tesla sustained a terrible wreck
      A few days later, he appeared in a vision to the BMW

      He tells the Beemer, I have good news and bad news.
      Heaven is great - nothing but races all the time, and you never need maintenance. You just get to run all the time. Its one challenging race after another and I couldn't be happier
      The BMW says Well, what's the bad news then?
      The Tesla replies You've got the pole position next weekend

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