So a Goldman Sachs analyst is driving his new Mercedes and parks it at the curb to get out and have dinner
He opens the door and a truck goes screaming buy and rips the door right off
The truck keeps going down the road
He starts lamenting My new car! The door is off, the car is ruined!
A policeman who sees the whole incident admonishes him: All you financial big wheels are the same - all you care about is money. I guess you didn't notice that your arm has been severed at the elbow and you're bleeding out, eh?
The analyst changes his tune: Oh no - my Rolex...