Stock analyst pulls up to the office in his new Mercedes, opens the door and a truck goes by, taking the door clean off the vehicle
The dude is crushed - all he can do is lament "My poor car - it's ruined, this is horrible"
A cop, who saw the whole thing, says, "Is that all you Wall St types think of is money? Forget the car - it can be replaced. In the accident, I bet you didn't notice your arm was severed at the elbow...you need medical attention"