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  • luke_eats_apples luke_eats_apples Feb 1, 2013 7:45 PM Flag

    Are bashers/derampers the same in US as they are in the UK?

    Hi all

    I'm conducting a comparative scientific study of stock bashers/derampers in the UK and USA. I was hoping that you could provide me with insights into the American bashers/deramper.

    It is scientifically proven that all stock bashers have extremely small genitals. In the UK scientific studies show that 99% of stock bashers also suffer from acute impotence. This is because of the shame bashers feel about their tiny genitals.

    Are US stock bashers also incapable of sexual performance?

    Thank you in advance for your assistance.

    Professor Applelover
    Oxford University

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