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  • capt317 capt317 Feb 7, 2003 2:59 AM Flag

    OT -Too Quiet out there!

    As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
    woman who is not his wife. So, this Sunday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all
    American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to
    help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour
    is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position
    themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not
    Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than
    their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the
    Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is
    further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American Government
    appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
    participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless America!


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