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  • capt317 capt317 Apr 10, 2003 6:52 AM Flag

    OT-Memphis Humor

    Memphis Area Barbies
    Germantown Barbie - this pretentious bitch Barbie is only sold at the shops of Saddle Creek, she comes with Kenneth Cole 4 inch clunky shoes (actual size), an assortment of real Kate Spade handbags, a take-out box from Yia Yia's and a mini BMW convertible.
    Raleigh Barbie - this thick Barbie comes with 4-inch long airbrushed curved nails,a blonde hair weave, excessive gold jewelry and caps, bling-bling, and is also available with the 'Lil Kim SUV with automatic weapons. Miniature Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes house burning lighter set sold separately.

    East Memphis Barbie- this Barbie runs her own women's clothing and accessories store in Laurelwood... as a hobby. She graduated from the St. Mary's and Rhodes and was married the next day. Careful with this one, she ceases to function when she finally finds out that Dr. Ken has been boinking one of his surgical assistants since she had her first baby.

    Cordova Barbie - this trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the mini-SUV or mini-minivan vehicles, gets lost easily, and has no fulltime occupation or secondary education. Usually confused at any overpriced, low-quality specialty stores in the Wolfchase area. Also available to have discrete affairs with Ken's friends and coworkers. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

    Frayser Barbie - this special white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans that are 2 sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a mini Coors Light in the can, a Hank Jr. CD set, can spit over 5 feet, and she can kick Ken's ass when she's drunk. A mini pickup is also available with Rebel flag bumper stickers and gun rack.

    Cooper Young Barbie - this model features Ken in a sequined cocktail dress, breast implants, press-on nails, and a really bad wig. Details include a to-go cup from Otherlands, a rainbow scarf, and a CD box set featuring Judy Garland, Billie Holiday and assorted big show tunes.

    Midtown Barbie - this Barbie model features 10-inch platforms, over 12 body piercings, 14 tattoos, a purple-green hair color, smells like an athlete, has no occupation, and is waiting on the curb for the Germantown Barbie to return and pick her up. Options include a backpack with various 'zines and a dolls head in case she wants to create a spontaneous work of art

    Downtown Loft Barbie - this Barbie was previously a Trailer Trash Barbie, but was recently displaced by a new 25 to 30-year old Barbie that is actually a $80K/year Yuppie masquerading as a down/out artsy Barbie. Comes with a full black wardrobe from second hand stores and a local art collection.

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