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  • cpo82002 cpo82002 Jun 2, 2003 9:19 PM Flag

    The Lone Ranger

    Posted purely in the interest of pissing off Thrall_king, stillcenter, and others which we know and "love". Let the games begin!

    The Lone Ranger -- For those of you not familiar with Dennis Prager, you're in for a treat.
    He's an observant Jew with a radio talk show in California. Here is what he has to say:

    The Lone Ranger rides again Dennis Prager March 11, 2003
    Let it be said before we know the outcome of the war in Iraq that America and the world are inordinately lucky to have George W. Bush as America's president. In fact, I would go further. To the extent that one is ever able to see the hand of God in history -- and since biblical times, one has never been given certitude in this regard -- I believe that either divine intervention or good luck on the magnitude of a lottery win explains George W. Bush's rise to the position of president.

    It is not meant to disparage the character of two decent men, Al Gore and Joseph Lieberman, to say that we should daily get down on our hands and knees in gratitude that George W. Bush, along with Dick Cheney and Condoleezza Rice, has governed our country since 9-11. I am not alone (even many Democrats now agree) in shuddering at the thought of how close we were to having the Democratic Party governing at this time. Al Gore, I always believed, was more frightening than Bill Clinton. President Clinton loved politics and power, and he did not appear to have a set of core beliefs. This prevented him from ever attaining greatness. But it also prevented him from being dangerous. Gore, on the other hand, did deeply believe in something:
    the greatest danger to the world was the threat to the natural environment. George W. Bush most fears a different danger to the world: human evil.

    Al Gore and the Democratic Party, like the Western Europeans, fear global warming far more than they fear Saddam Hussein. George W. Bush and Dick Cheney fear Saddam far more than they fear carbon dioxide emissions.

    Lacking the moral confidence possessed by President Bush, Al Gore and his Democratic Party would have striven for consensus -- arguing, again just as the European moral relativists do, that it is morally right to attack Iraq if the United Nations says it is, but morally wrong if the United Nations says it is not. For the Democratic Party and their European allies, right and wrong are man-made constructs, and therefore U.N. votes determine what is right, that having Syria, China, Guinea and France determine what is right and wrong and what America should do to protect itself would precipitate the beginning of the end of America and of civilization itself. (cont'd)

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    • tsoanelang was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said: "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have rough sex."

      tso decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, tso soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.

      There was another tap on his shoulder.

      This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly says: "That was a huge mistake, tso. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex."

      Again, tso thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before tso finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.

      He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

      The polar bear says:
      "Admit it, tso, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

    • You really seem obsessed with that post. It's like you can't get over it and you're afraid someone else might.

    • Had to recomend you for that post! TSO is a communist pure and simple anything he posts has to be taken knowing that!


    • " can see how tolerant you are - you immediately attack me because I'm an atheist. Very tolerant."

      In my opinion, ez is probably the most tolerant poster on this board. He has been very patient in his responses - much more than I have been, or could be to someone like you.

      No, I think if you are "attacked" it's because you are an asshole, pure and simple.

      Let me expound on that: A DUMB asshole!

    • Look Tso,

      We've given you enough rope, and all you choose to do is hang yourself. We can't be tolerant when you are willing to throw away old friends just because they might vote for Bush.

      You should really go away and take care of your "friends" in Africa. You'd obviously have every opportunity there to raise them into good Communists like you are. You'd be happy, they'd be happy and we'd happy.

      Sounds like a win-win-win.

      Give it a'd be so much more happier, maybe even your impotence would clear up.

    • It's old home week! Just logged on, look who's here. Hi Max, LTNS.

    • Lang,

      A quick test: you know what "high yellow" describes?

    • c-pox,

      That is a 4 star.


    • He put his tongue in an African?

    • You definitely need a reading comprehension course.

      BTW, I did not say that you were dr drivel. I asked if you were related.

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