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  • wareham2620 wareham2620 Dec 16, 2008 12:29 AM Flag

    Christmas Joke

    exotic' pet

    A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs.

    The sign says:


    Only $20 each!

    Comes with 'complete' instructions.

    The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'

    As the man packages the frog, he quietly says t o her, 'Just follow the instructions!'

    The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

    As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:

    1. Take a shower.
    2. Splash on some nice perfume.
    3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
    4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

    She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . .. . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions .. please call the pet store.'

    So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'

    The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:


    I'm only going to show you how to do this

    ONE ... MORE ... TIME!!!'

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    • A male patient

      A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
      Wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
      Heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical
      Procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a
      Partial sponge bath.
      Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my
      Testicles black?'
      Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,
      Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
      He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles
      Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
      About his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
      And sheepishly pulls back the covers.
      She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
      His testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
      Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's
      Nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
      The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles=2 0at her and
      Says very slowly,
      'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
      Very, very closely......
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