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  • ursofulofkrap ursofulofkrap Dec 2, 2011 4:00 PM Flag

    Cain: No longer Able?

    LOL. What happened to the slogan repubs were propping up? LOL.

    A few Cain jokes:
    “The star of the debate was Herman Cain. He didn’t talk much because the debate was about national defense and his area of expertise is pizza.” –Jimmy Kimmel

    “A woman claims she had a 13-year affair with Herman Cain. You know what that means? While he was fooling around with those four other women, he was cheating on his mistress.” –Jay Leno

    “With Herman Cain we’re up to he said, she said, she said, she said, she said, and she was paid not to say.” –Stephen Colbert

    “Herman Cain’s latest accuser, a woman named Ginger White, said the affair with Herman Cain lasted for 13 years. She knew Herman Cain was married. Just as the other four women who accused him of sexual harassment, they knew Herman Cain was married. In fact, the only one who didn’t realize Herman Cain was married was Herman Cain.” –Jay Leno

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    • Good post. If Cain can overcome all this accusations, he deserves indeed to become the POTUS. If POTUS, he could then handle things like the unemployment, national debt. His presidential motto can be something like this: Deny, reject, cover-up, blame the innocent, 9 9 9.

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