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  • kblab2@sbcglobal.net kblab2 Nov 22, 2012 6:45 PM Flag

    FURTIVE FLATULENCE FLABBERGASTS FURIOUS FINANCIERS

    The DEAL which resulted in $8.8 billion loss was carefully orchestrated via COLD WAR TACTICS. NAMELY; FURTIVE FLATULENCE was extensively used by the Brits in a dirty game of silent gaseous floaters let go during critical board meetings.These toxic effusions acted as a sort of laughing gas which compromised rational thought and above board deal making.

    We now learn from a reliable source that the FBI and CIA will investigate to see if the U. S. can use these furtive gaseous weapons against Iran and other known enemies.

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