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  • billyliar66 billyliar66 May 7, 2013 12:29 AM Flag

    NRA: "Arm for Battle Against the US Government!"

    The new mantra of the NRA. Yep, this bunch of squirrel hunters, complete with ear flap hats, are going to take on the US Military.

    First, the new NRA President, James Porter, looks to be tipping the truck scale at over 300 lbs. He's going to need 30 MRE (Meals Ready to Eat) a day, just by himself. If he gets down in the prone position, his elbow won't reach the ground, and it's going to take the entire NRA BOD to get him back up on his feet, so no shooting for this guy.

    I have trouble imagining something so stupid as this new NRA policy.

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