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  • obstructionofjustice obstructionofjustice Oct 5, 1999 1:24 PM Flag

    Enough already.

    Sorry I started this. This is a good board, and
    many do actually post insightful comments (early,
    c_xp, IB&IS, GP, marky, lubado, organic, even
    GIZZMOGREM). I don't want to drive any away with my drivel.
    Will HWP continue to climb at this point? What will
    Greenspan do? I think that rates will go up again. He seems
    to be on some vendetta now. He must have missed the
    most recent leg of this bull market and is feeling
    spiteful.

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    • >What will Greenspan do?
      >I think that
      rates will go up again. He seems to
      >be on some
      vendetta now. He must have missed the
      >most recent
      leg of this bull market and is
      >feeling
      spiteful.

      Being the savy trader, you should know
      that AG
      can't invest in the stock
      market.

      troll.

    • Have a beer (Duff!). This board is getting too
      malicious.

      Here are some new Beer warning label being proposed by
      the FDA:

      10. Consumption of beer may make you
      think you are whispering
      when you are not.
      9.
      Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
      story over and over gain until your friends want to
      SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
      8. Consumption of beer may lead
      you to believe that ex-lovers
      are really dying
      for you to phone them at 4 am.
      7. Consumption of
      beer may cause you to roll over in the morning and see
      something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't
      remember).
      6. Consumption of beer is the leading cause of
      inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
      5. Consumption of
      beer may create the illusion that you are tougher,
      handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy
      named Bubba.
      4. Consumption of beer may lead you to
      believe you are invisible.
      3. Consumption of beer may
      lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
      2.
      Consumption of beer may cause an influx in the time-space
      continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time
      may seem to literally disappear.
      1. Consumption
      of beer may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

 
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