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  • ewike.ebait ewike.ebait Aug 5, 2011 10:40 AM Flag

    Maw! Stop imbarassing me!

    Maw how did you git my info an cum on dis hear board! You benna snoopin on my cumpewder agin? Why you got to imbarass me in front of my frens all tha tyme? Furst it wuz my gurl fren shelike den it was tha purdy 13 yer ole frum down tha road. I wiked her maw! Now she dont want enyting to due wit me cuzz you toll her about my widdle ding ding. Now you maked a fool of me in front of my BFF agqut. I will neber be abill to show my face aroun hear agin!

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    • Boy did you fall out of tha stewpid tree an hit evry brandch on tha way down? I cummed hear to haff a few laffs at yur xpense. It aint hard two due. I juss telled tha trewth sew evrywon knowed wat I got to put up with dey in an dey out an how you made dis fool inbestmint in a cumpenny dat runnin on 3 sillenders. Now go due yur chwhores boy an stop hangin on dis hear bord 24/7 fur 5 long yers.

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