I juss wading fur dat lieing boy of mine to cum tell yall tha storee bout his preten googull inbessmint. he haw he haw. Dat won allways did git me an his pappy slappin our neez. Furst time I reeded dat whopurr I laffed sew hard my dentures falled rite outta my mowth. Due dat boy reely tink you folks fool enuff to beleaf he spen 24/7 on dis hear bord spittin fire defendind ebait penny stok wen he owned a $550 stok? Aint it kinda funny he dont never spend no time on googull bord braggin wat a savvy cher holer he tink he is insted? I sware ifen you stan close nuff to dat boy you cood here tha sea.