Well I'll be derned. This hear bord dun falled to peaces wen my boy leff. May be he wuz tha reel ring leeder aftur all. I dont evin sea no cryin posts frum dat fella, wats his dern name? agqut? He was like a turd dat woodint flush, dat won wuz.
Ewike soled all his chers in dis hear peace of sheet of a cumpenny. Tha funny part is he sole em rite befur it wented up fur tha furst time in all them yers he ben holdin. ROFLMAO. fool iddyit. Lass I seen him he was leenin over tha town brige. I drived him thar persunally. Aint ben home cinse. good by an good ridens to him an all yous.